“Blllllllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkkkkkk.” The most digusting way to wake up EVER.

I awoke this morning to my wife saying ”

Are you going to get up honey

I say “umm it’s too early.”

Then….

“Blllllllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkkkkkk.”into her hands….

My wife runs into the bathroom and ran to the completely clean white sink.

“Blllllllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkkkkkk.”

The sink is now soiled.

Then she retreats and says oh oh, wipes herself down and more

“Blllllllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkkkkkk.”

She runs to the toilet on the other side of the bathroom.

“Blllllllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkkkkkk.”

I hear Oh OH OH….

She runs to the sink again which is already puked on…. and

“Blllllllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkkkkkk.”

This was like watching a tennis match….

but with no tennis court,  another player,  balls,  raquets, or a net

just side to side running puke-ing everywhere!

After this horrific display my wife comes back to bed.

I say “Wow are you ok?”

She has a towel in her hands and within several minutes

“Blllllllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkkkkkk.”

The HORROR

The HORROR

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    genobz said,

    If this actually happened, i really hope she is doing good now. Btw, i would really suggest that you choose a better theme which makes reading better. To make sure your theme is doing well, check up your homepage frequently to see if any recent posts have interfered with the theme.


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